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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da...I mean Williem Dafoe.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Or Adam driver, who disproves every theory about facial symettry.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Birth certificate says William. Card says moops

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Crotch says Willie

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But you can't go too far or you'll enter the Buscemi zone