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Anon tries to flirt (lemy.lol)

submitted 2 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The full Tate Maneuver requires blackmail. Your first mistake was not getting the dirt on her, beta cuck OOP.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What kind of insult is Object Oriented Programmer??

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows functional programming is the only real programming.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

OOP is for betas

But also alphas, and full releases

[–] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Original Poster: person who submitted this to Lemmy

Original Original Poster: person who submitted the story to 4chan

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 12 points 2 months ago

Because of the implication.