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Clip of stand-up comedian insulting without swearing. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by Maerman@lemmy.ml to c/tipofmytongue@lemmy.world

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CW: SA, pedophelia, necrophelia.

So if this is too dark, feel free to delete my post. I know that it's pretty fucked up.

So about 10 or 12 years ago someone showed me a really old clip of a stand-up comedian who managed to deliver the most horrible, soul-crushing insults without swearing. It couldnt have been newer than the 1990s. I managed to memorize the essence of the bit, because it was so striking. It went like this:

'What in the name of the legalized paedophilia of braindead children is that? That is so pretending your girlfriend's vagina is a dead man's eye socket so you can come. You, my friend, are the guilty orgasm of a rape victim.'

Sorry. I know it's incredibly dark. I apologize if I upset anyone. Again, feel free to remove my post. I'll delete it myself if people are really upset. I just really want to find this clip.

Thanks in advance.

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[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. I apologize. It just stuck in my brain because it is so incredibly dark. It's like a twisted, perverse creativity, like a torturer who comes up with new ways to cause agony. I respect the depths this guy plumbed to come up with that, but it still makes me uncomfortable.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not OP, but… No need to apologize. That's a dark insult and I'm glad to have read it.

[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for the validation. I feel pretty insecure about posting it, to be honest. I don't want to trigger anyone's PTSD or something horrible like that. That's why I added the content warning and all that.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, don't sweat it. I wouldn't have read it if I didn't think I could take it, and if I couldn't, it would be my own fault for ignoring your warning. I read a lot of dark shit, and this ranks up there. I have no idea who said it. One of the guys I work with said it sounds like old Jimmy Carr, but he never got quite that dark, I don't think.

[–] Maerman@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, this comedian was definitely American. But thank you for not judging me too harshly.