The other night some guy was tagging along with me after I left the bar, at one point he got to be annoying enough that I decided to removedhim by pretending to pull a knife on him but it was just a lighter. MFer almost shat himself and I wish I coulda taken a picture because his reaction was priceless. This is entirely unrelated to this post and I just thought it was funny. I am entirely unresponsible for how you use this information.

Edit: I have no idea how that got censored but it makes it funnier so I am leaving it.