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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I wish I could pirate food.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, they give you a speedy cart with wheels and everything...

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Not anymore. They recently added those locks that lock up the wheels when they get too far away from the store. And they also threw out all the shopping baskets.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

they also threw out all the shopping baskets

I hate stores with a passion that do this. If I'm getting a basket amount of stuff why must I either juggle everything in my hands or shove a cart with broken wheels around?

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I live in a pretty conservative area. I think they were stealing them because they refuse to buy reusable bags since plastic bags were banned.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

You can. It would just be the old school version also called theft.

[-] drangus@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago
[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I live on the top floor of an apartment with no balcony. I wish I could pirate a house.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Replace your floor with garden plots.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Or maybe just go up to the roof? They said top floor.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

My apartment building doesn't have a flat roof. And has shingles. I wish I could pirate a roof.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I mean... you probably could if you became an actual pirate.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Foraging and stealing :)

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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