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Been meaning to add a Google Home routine that turns EVERYTHING on at once.
"Hey Google. House party protocol."
STUN
Damn, that made me think of a use for my ceiling-mount strobe and "AHHOOGAH" horn. What shall I do tonight?
And all the power supplies charging up at the same time trips your breaker and the whole house goes dark and takes out your security system lmao.
Dark works too, you know the layout better than the intruder
I bump into shit with the lights on, turning them off is not going to make that better.
Perfect time for the cat to trip me -_-
Smoke machine hidden in the vents