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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 48 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Man... kids are indestructible

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kids bones are much more flexible than adult bones. They get harder with age. So a child can withstand much more stuff without breaking a bone than an adult.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wish that were true for me. I broke my arms 3 times as a kid lmao.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

"We are out of Bort license plates!"

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What they wanted to say is that kids' bones are more bendable, but they cannot take the same force than an adult's bone. It is a benefit in some situations and a detriment in others. Maybe the flexibility was anon's dumb luck in that case.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Optimised for the mines.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

And operating the autolooms

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Kids bounce.