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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a sketchy teacher (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean, you don't go straight for stuff like that, you start with very thin bendy silicone sounds and SLOWLY move up from there. You also always use tons of sterile lube and boil your sounds (IMPORTANT NOTE: LET THEM COOL) to sterilize them before using them. Done right it's not painful, uncomfortable at worst. Can definitely be worth it, stimulating your prostate from inside of it is crazy, I've cum a couple times in a chastity cage by sounding myself.

[–] bitfucker@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those important notes feel like a personal experience lol

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Thankfully I have not tried something that was just in boiling water in my urethra but I have been surprised by how slowly silicone can cool down

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Silicone can be grippy and irritating on the urethra, and the flexibility reduces the pleasure anyways. Just get a full set of rods and start with 4 to 5 mm, any adult cock should be able to take that. And yes, go slow of course! I've never gotten a prostate orgasm from it, but having my glans stretched out with a thick rod makes it 100 times more sensitive; very mind-blowing orgasms!

Also you dont need sterile sugical lube, its thick and dries out fast. I recommend LubeLife brand lube. DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBES they do not feel good inside the pp.

Also, im not necessarily recommending this, but im super lazy with cleaning them (just wipe with a paper towel when done) and I've never had a uti or other problem in 20 years of sounding.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not one to kink shame, you do you, but I am incredibly grateful that I'm fine with just regular old jerking off

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ay, nothing wrong with that

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It's very convenient