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Don't forget to spike the milk with coffee before adding any cereal
Mixing it with iced coffee sounds like it might be alright... Only some kind of sociopath would ever pour milk first and then cereal though
Regarding hot or cold milk, it's up to individual preferences. Regarding the order, there is only milk first (unless you like eating a soggy mess of cereal).
Yes, it's supposed to start crunchy and get soggier as you get to the bottom. That is how you get the delicious cereal flavored milk to drink at the end. CEREAL FIRST ALWAYS!!!
August 21st, 2024. Historians will record this date as the start of the great Milk and Cereals civil war.
MY BODY WILL BE COLD IN THE GROUND BEFORE I EAT HOT CEREAL!
AND MY ~~AXE~~ SPOON!
Seriously though. Cereal first, cold milk on top. I'll allow the solitary exception of adding cereal to your remaining milk when you only want a little more, or you used the last of the milk.
I love that as of this writing, there are only two downvotes in this entire war.
Coffee and additional, out of pocket sugar. Just go to Dunkin, for the love of God
Honest to god, last week I saw someone take out some instant coffee and a small jar of milk from their backpack in order to get their fix without having to spend the few bucks buying it from a cafe or whatever
I feel personally attacked by this comment (leave my jar of milk alone 😂).
You milk jar-ers are wild!
My breakfast is the same, just without milk or cereals.
I sure hope you don't repeat until you're full