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submitted 1 year ago by chokidar@lemmy.world to c/chatgpt@lemmy.world

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[–] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.

[–] superkret@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The best advice god ever gave in the bible is Proverbs 27:14.

He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm fond of proverbs 26:18-19.

Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow! I thought you were making this up but it's actually in the Bible! Jesus doesn't like being pranked.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'd be like a crazed archer to make something like that up! Also, Proverbs is from the Old Testament. So *King Solomon *didn't like being pranked. Which, I can see. He wasn't too big on shared custody (see that one baby he suggested cutting in half because two parents fought over it) (j/k)

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up!

I want to give you more than an up-vote because this is the perfect answer.