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Pack it up. Nothing can be funnier than this. agony-minion

Or perhaps, nothing can be funny anymore. desolate

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[โ€“] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Grok" is a concept from a Robert Heinlein novel. This is the most melon-musk thing possible.

[โ€“] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I always find it hilarious that Paul Verhoeven apparently read about 10 pages of Starship Troopers before throwing it out in disgust

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I really wish the satire landed with more people. Verhoeven himself publicly expressed frustration with how often people missed the point, even with the actors during the production itself. yea

[โ€“] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What did he expect? The actors were Americans

[โ€“] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I know it. And I've been argued at, exhaustively, about how "Stranger in a Strange Land" was somehow evidence that Heinlein was more sophisticated, nuanced, and beyond my comprehension than I realized after I said he was a fascist. morshupls

A story about the very special person who is the most very special and knows things better than anyone else and has lots of triumphant sexual victories while the weak inferiors are both too strong and too weak for him is very sophisticated, nuanced, and beyond my comprehension and is no way indicative of the fascist sympathies of Heinlein. morshupls

[โ€“] buckykat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Level 1 Heinlein take: He was very complicated

Level 2 Heinlein take: He was just a fascist

Level 3 Heinlein take: Transition could have saved her

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Level 3 Heinlein take: Transition could have saved her

If only there was no such thing as fascist trans people. The concept still baffles me, but they exist. peppino-why

[โ€“] Krem@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Level 3 Heinlein take: Transition could have saved her

Isn't the last third of stranger in a strange land just "imagine if i could telepathically jump into the head of the woman i'm having sex with and she would jump into my man-head, and we'd be having sex but i'd be the woman and she'd be the man, that would be very hot and we'd have world peace"

[โ€“] buckykat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

That's in there. Plus, there's I Will Fear No Evil which is literally just a novel length gender transformation fantasy.

[โ€“] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hahahha i love it. I'd say "i have to re-read it now" but i have no real desire to re-read that trash even if it gives me ways to dunk on libertarian dorks.

[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Randroids tend to have very basic impulses that are so basic that they actually trip me up because I overestimate them sometimes: it really does tend to more often than not be "I am the very important and very special main character, just like in these treats." ancaptain