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Now I'm wondering if you could get celery to soak up a drug solution since it's so watery, then extract the drugs again later
I feel like that was the plot of an old Bond movie.
Or serve as a vehicle for bioaccumulation.
Mirepoix never was so amazing.
I feel like you’re trying to get me to snort my vegetables.
I’m just imagining ants on a log, but the peanut butter is meth