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What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by friek@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I remember a thread on the network that shall not be named wit this question that brought me much joy. I'll start with a couple I remember:

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really messed up.

You've got wrench eyes, when I look at you my nuts tighten.

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[–] scharf_2x40@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I've shat my bed, can I sleep in yours instead.