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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How gaped does your ass have to be to easily insert a soaked tampon.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are your dumps really smaller than a tampon? If they aren't, why do you think your hole would need to be especially gaped?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I looked it up and I get it now. I assumed O.B. style tampon with no applicator, which would be difficult to insert. The info I found shows the soaking of the tampon inside the applicator, which makes a lot more sense.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

As soon as you asked your initial question I too was imagining someone trying to fit a fully expanded tampon inside them … which is a though I wish I hadn’t