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If you get into metal you can find some clever lyrics but hip-hop truly has some of the greatest lines ever.
"I'm not exactly flawless,
but I'm gorgeous just like a horse is"
and
"Last wish: I wish I had two more wishes
And I wish they fixed the door to the matrix, there's mad glitches
Spit so many verses sometimes my jaw twitches
One thing this party could use is more... booze"
Are some of my all-time favourite lines.
There's tons of great ones but one of my favorites:
*Where the cash cows actually beef
Blood turns wine when I leak for police
Like 'That's not a riot, it's a feast, let's eat.' *
I just listened to Aesop Rock today actually, funny coincidence
I’ve heard madvilliany hundreds of times and idk how I’m just now realizing how clever this is
I gotta say though the best rhyme I've ever heard was two danish guys making artichoke rhyme with motherfucker.
original
Næ, jeg bøjer mig ikk' for nogen, motherfuckerDet' kun hjertet der er vigtigt for mig, som med artiskokker
translated
no, I don't bow down to anyone, motherfuckerThe onlye thing that matters to me is the heart, like with artichokes
But I love corny and stupid shit. Honorable mention to pitbull rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak"