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Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say (www.ksat.com)

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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah, ok, that explains it …. The guy was taking his trash to the curb in San Antonio, in an active war zone. He needed a hand gun to protect himself from incoming artillery shells and anti-personel drones. That sounds much more sane

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 1 points 1 month ago

Likely, that moron believed Texas was being "invaded by the Queers" and Darwin'ed himself as a favor to all of us.

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