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Guy Who Says Slurs Draws the Line at 'Weird' (reductress.com)
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[–] Emmie@lemmings.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When you throw insults left and right you age fast. Friction and pressure are not good for the skin and hair