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Man child
Who pissed in your dry-ass Cheerios?
His inability to have milk. You get cranky when you can't have ANY dairy
Preach
YOU and I appreciate it because I'm lactose intolerant and can't afford plant milks
Imagine being weaker than a sugar molecule. 😂
OMG fr fr