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These are the kind of social situations I have nightmares about (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

A while back I broke up after a long term committed relationship, and part of the process involved splitting our finances. I went to the bank to close our account, and it being around November, the teller innocently asked, "Do you have any plans for the holidays?"

I deadpan replied, "Well, I'm closing out a joint checking account, so what do you think?"

The teller: O___O "I am so sorry!"

Fortunately I was able to laugh about it and tell them it was okay.

Joke's on them, though, because I wound up getting blackout drunk on Johnny Walker Black with a real beard mall Santa that Christmas and saying things about my ex that I should not have said.

[–] ryo@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 months ago

Black Label is the best thing to blackout from.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to know more about your time with Santa. That night sounds epic tbh

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

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