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Flight instinct intensifies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

The usual response is to overload them with work and basically hound them for ticket numbers, time allocation, budgets and adhere to a very rigid "no ticket, no work" version of the company policy. Preferably with all colleagues at the same time, just waiting at his desk before the boss walks in.