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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Good point about teeth but what about cancer?

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know what it is?

The "infinite growth" wire was incorrectly attached to the "various cells" port instead of "teeth".

Classic mistake.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well can they fucking fix it already, not that hard to push a hotfix every millennium or so

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

They were going to but then the players started eating from the debug tree that the devs told them to specifically avoid

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

No, not powerful enough.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

"lol, I'm gonna kill so many kids!"