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[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Why would a god need to measure time?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

According to the watchmaker arguments God needed to be extremely precise to make the our universe capable of manifesting our little life-supporting speck.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He obviously had an Apple watch that had the time.

All the gods and demigods had them to communicate.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I heard that Mercury used a Fitbit.

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

I dunno, you'd have to ask them.

Maybe they've got other things going on, y'know? Like, sure, they were able to get a week off to build the universe. But now they've got to get back to their day job. Rent isn't going to pay itself.