AI could be such a neat, useful thing. But nope, capitalists can't help themselves. Gotta use it to grift the internet with low quality content and steal from artists.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love how desperate the industry is to prove use-value for its useless thing. There was an interview recently with the company that makes the mattresses for the Olympic athletes. They spent a good 10 minutes talking about their advanced AI bed which revolutionises sleep. It will take your height, weight, and body shape and then tell you how to flip your mattress segments so that it's firmer or softer. This innovation is so staggering that I almost forgot my grandparents had a bed from the 1970s-80s that did the same thing with a remote control. It worked better and had more settings, much in the way that my debit card is infinitely better than any crypto shit.

I refuse to take any AI goober seriously. They're absolute scumfuckers who only exist to reinvent the wheel as a scam.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

It's quite hilarious, because they think the problem is intelligence but in reality the problem is robotics. They're completely convinced their email jobs are the material foundation of wealth.

They'll be useless hallucinating ghosts in a jar until you can hook it up to a thing that does actual shit.

[–] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are those the anti-sex beds in the Olympic village?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

If you try to arrange the bed pieces to the Sex Configuration it will take all night and you won't be able to have sex, kinda like when you scatter grains of rice in front of a vampire and he has to sit there and count them until the sun comes up.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Yep.