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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What about

...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
...to play some Goldeneye?
...to paint my Skaven army?

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who knows? Maybe she's down...

...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.

[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

.... to remove kebab

[–] Birbatron@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be

It's the republic not the empire

Sorry I'll leave now

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

That's a grudgin

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"