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-Some Comedian Asshole, probably

FINALE

An executive in an American military contractor that is providing data analytics to the IDF joking about war crimes. This attack could not have been planned and executed so successfully without Palantir's services and they are gleefully celebrating their involvement without explicitly saying so.

Once inside, Harris hugged and comforted a crying customer, telling the older woman that, “We’re going to be fine. We’re all in this together.”

Harris’ X/Twitter account then posted, “I look forward to using my new seasonings from Penzeys Spices in Pittsburgh at our next Sunday family dinner.”

After that, conservative Fox News dug up Penzeys’ left-leaning history and right-wing influencer Laura Loomer began howling about boycotts. Fox News called Penzeys the “meanest spice business in America,” while Trump derided its “Terrible Over-Priced Product.”

Kamala's tweet with vid - https://xcancel.com/KamalaHarris/status/1832828079267356725

selfhood; individual identity, individuality.

Like, I still have termination anxiety. When there's nothing obvious to do at work, I get really anxious, like there's something I'm forgetting to do.

What should be relaxing is a source of dread.

https://x.com/ByYourLogic/status/1836218385606283715

While I've been considering buying a brand new PC and mobile phone (for absolutely no reason whatsoever; totally a coinkidink that I considered it at this point in time), I decided to also look up what China's own operating system was (because obviously they would have their own operating system; why would they make absolutely everything else and NOT make their own operating system?) and I was like 'ooooh, that looks cool! This Kylin OS!' only to watch a video expounding on it and revealing it's a Linux based operating system.

Hexbear Linux users are to China what Israel is to America CMV

I just want a normal operating system where I double click an app to activate or install it, and it has full functionality no ifs and or buts with my OS, and I can rightclick and get all the necessary functionalities of rightclicking.

sudo install better OS

Stupid dressed up DOS like operating system; yeah cause I really want to type up lines of instructions to do what windows can do with a double click; cause I want to spend two hours googling how to install non-Linux compatible software on Linux, and then spend two hours finding out why the solution didn't work making me feel like Indiana Jones excavating cursed ruins for a treasure you could've gotten at Walmart.

Think about it, it's pretty funny

"Ooo touch my peepee" lmao what a dweeb.

You would never catch me doing a sex. That's nerd shit.

For people that complain about how easily offended leftists are, they sure do get offended a lot.

No, Chet, I don't give a shit about the sexy M&M. No Helen, kids aren't using litter boxes.

Not fair to the other instances tbh

Cue a white ham hock ranting "One group of people shouldn't have more power than the other!"

THEY DON'T HAVE MORE POWER YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU'RE JUST MAD THEY HAVE ANY POWER AT ALL!

I fucking hate this racist ass country. Yeah sure, New Zealand should be more like Australia where we just build tacky hotels for corrupt rich white dickheads on top of a sacred indigenous graveyard.

I hate this place. Fuck white colonial mentality. I hate that I'm related to a people that built empires on the skulls of "non-whites."

"I do have to say, online shopping is so convenient now, I even get my groceries delivered now."

"Yeah Dad, that's way better than having to send a telegram to order a new divan from the Sears Roebuck Company catalog you were reading in the outhouse!"

"Wha... Again son I was born in the 60s."

"Then they deliver the divan in a big wooden crate with you name painted on the side."

"We had cardboard in the 60s."

"And then grandpa was like '23 Skidoo! I also ordered us one of them new radio contraptions! It's 200lbs and made with asbestos! We can listen to Benny Biggs and the Blue Jays now!'"

"Hey, we... well grandpa got all the asbestos out of the house by the time I was 10. Also that's not a real band."

Title.

Im a simple girl with simple needs.