chapotraphouse

" he asked, plugging his ears and running for the exit.

Whataboutism

THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

Wonderful down here!

From one of the only good star wars channels Corey's Datapad

https://fxtwitter.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1837465388486893672

Where were you on 9/21?

Decreasing corpo tax +12% while Raising minimum wage is +29%.

Starting today and every following monday I will be updating the Hexbear Style Guide with important and culturally relevant new Gamer Words.

Today's word is "Zzlav", which will be replacing "Ruzzian" and all related words going forward. The style guide will reflect that "Zzlav" should always be preceded by an appropriate adjective. Words like "perfidious", " grasping", "deceitful", or " cunning" are suggested but a full list will be appended to this document.

Until next week fellow democrats!

lmao

serving suggestion: read this aloud in your smarmiest lib voice to a comrade or pet, see if you can get through the whole thing without them shouting indignant interruptions or you breaking up into giggles

I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won't shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don't believe in it. The whole relationship I've wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I'm single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don't want to debate about it, I'm venting, let me have this tonight.

https://fxtwitter.com/wontwobadsoup/status/1837250302564560963

https://fxtwitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1837166520998236242

This is good for machine learning

His head is like twice as big as mine lol. First time I saw him I was like "that is definitely not a dog"

Title.

I need to share beautiful intrusive thoughts as they happen