I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon
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I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."
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how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.
Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes
Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies
Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.
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I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.
What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.
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I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.
Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.
I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.
I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.
Easy.
First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.
If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.
You got to learn from the best.
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Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.
Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore
No gambling though