The Kitchen Crappinet
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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the kitchen stink
Go ahead, shit where you eat.
What if the kitchen table is in the bathroom.
Shitchen
Shitchenette*
Everyone talking about the toilet, but what about the oven windowsill?
Solar assisted baking?
Keeps the heat out of the room I guess?
Water cupboard
"Hey... where's all my shit?"
"Have you checked the Crapboard?"
Not even kitchens can escape enshitification now.
Economy seat
A biohazard 🤢
Unsanitary.
The 3 square meter flat special.
Made possible with galvanized porcelain and eco friendly laminate countertop
Everything but the kitchen stink.
Everything butt the kitchen sink
What, you guys don't have a shitchen?
Kitchen shink
Dishitter.
Emergency exit
"Don't shit where you ~~eat~~ prepare food."
Emergency exit.
The Forbidden Throne
Wouldn't want to live there, but seems like an improvement if you had to live there.
Pocket Toilet
The Kitchen Kommode
The Escherichiator
Emergency poo time
The shortcut
Skibidi Toilet, obvs. Because you see the counter opens upward and your like "Dafuq?" and then BOOM, it's a fucking toilet.
Obvs
The Closed-et
The logical response to Thai Taco Tuesday.
A necessary repair
Capitalism
Europe.