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Do not drink the battery juice (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 months ago by LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

but, it has electrolytes?!

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Batteries got what humans crave!

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It's the one and only true energy drink

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait its lithium

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was this an actual quote from Scott's tots?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

As we live and breath

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 months ago

It's what plants crave!

[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 months ago

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fine, I don't want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

You can't tell me what to do.

[–] Mechanize@feddit.it 8 points 3 months ago

It says it can lead to health issues... Not that it will... soooo.....

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it's at.

[–] Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's got what rave baes crave

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The fun police are at it again!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

If we're not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

This stuff is bangin

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

DON'T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But... just a little? As a treat?

[–] LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

"Big juice doesn't want you to know this simple trick"

[–] botorfj@lemdro.id 2 points 3 months ago

too late

[–] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷

[–] Scribbd@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

But what about battery hurting juice?

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

https://youtu.be/IYxvyT0MhUo#t=10s