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Read only friday (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 52 points 3 months ago

I'll just push the new virus detection files, what's the worst that could happen

[–] notnotmike@programming.dev 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

CTO of my company was up at 1am this morning in the chats. Pray for the IT department

[–] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who were they talking to.

I blame whoever had their chat open at 1am.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most of the time, it's me

Even medicated, it's impossible for me to keep a normal sleep schedule

I think of it as compensation for waking up at noon every day

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Just because you're awake doesn't mean you need to be working

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had two deployments today and then left for an early weekend.

Readonly friday is for pussies.

[–] quicksand@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

I hope this reference never dies

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

the pain today is real for my IT buddies

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Ugh. Definite mood. I had to update a database of over 200k entries, live, during prime time...

Ah well. :Do Weekend!