dead eyed nihilist who is compulsively driven to generate revenue at all times
not buyable
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip
dead eyed nihilist who is compulsively driven to generate revenue at all times
not buyable
Can't be bought if you've sold out to everyone with a pulse /s
everyone who wins my games can get stuff, but those who lose have to eat my candy bars
I don’t understand how you look at Clinton, Obama, and Biden and say they are trying to divide the country. Their presidencies were maybe the closest thing to bipartisanship I have ever seen. They ruled as republicans
THIS IS JUST THE STUPID ANDREW YANG BULLSHIT OVER AGAIN AHHHHHH
In theory conversing with experts on both sides then finding consensus in the middle is a good idea. In practice it assumes that both sides have valid points on all issues (which they don't), never lie (which they do), haven't been bought (which they have), and that the middle is an appropriate response (which it almost never is; the "middle" position between some genocide and no genocide is a little genocide).
The whole idea relies on there being no right/wrong answers
Not left or right, but some kind of third way.
"Maybe if we appoint him Chancellor his supporters will chill out."
Mr.Beast is going to found the Radical Centrist Party.
In this house we drink only Dr. Pepper
how about, instead of lowering the age so mrbeast can run for president, lets lower mrbeast into a vat of piranhas
You've got my vote!
"I don't believe in anything besides trite platitudes, I treat politics as one-dimensional, I would have partisan advisors but somehow be able to fully resist the influence of money and party politics.
When you are approaching a highway exit, with one turn staying on the highway and one turn going off, my recommendation is to stick to the middle ground."
Is this an Eric Adams quote?
You'd be excused in thinking I didn't just invent it.
in deciding if i will vote for Mr. Beast, i will consult experts who support Mr. Beast and experts who do not support Mr. Beast equally and then decide that the issue of Mr. Beast is too contentious and divisive and that he must, to heal the nation, be dropped in the middle of the ocean where nature will be allowed to determine the best course.
dont care about things because of the party
Mr beast please explain your view on trans rights
Apparently one of his best friends/collaborators is a trans woman and he's very vocally supportive of her, so probably better than most politicians lol
Hi I'm Jimmy beast, and my only policy is turning a big Fascism dial while looking at the audience
Literally doing the “hm one side wants to kill all immigrants and the other none, 50% it is!”
Except it’ll be a game show to exterminate the undesirables
Not the main point but the minimum age is 35. Bro is 26, can he not do math
there are too many days i pray to be suddenly struck with some of that good-ass 13th century peasant illiteracy
have to go to my local Catholic priest for them to read me a book
"i wonder what today's book will be!"
(it's the bible, again)
"yaaaaay!"
would be a genuine improvement in my life
“We have Ross Perot at home”
Finally a kid that understands how to make everyone happy by making nobody happy!
In 15 years? You only have to be 35 to be president. No way is Mr Beast only 20.
The bird of state needs a left wing, and a right wing to fly
(the bird is an f-35. it has crashed in a ditch)
Also we're gonna choose a bunch of people to wear my mark
And I will appear to sustain a mortal wound but will miraculously survive
At some point the first seal will be broken and the scrolls will be opened and the Horsemen will ride across the land laying waste
middle ground that's best for america
Beast / hilldawg 2024 ticket. Its 4.5/5.5 time.
There are experts on the right?
Mr beast presidency:
We just gave this filthy 3rd world country in AFRICA a brand new government
Saving 50 students from crushing student debt. We did it.
Doing a press conference using only body language
$100 of lobbying vs $1,000,000 of lobbying
Playing ultimate hide and seek with refugees crossing the border
How would Hitler have won WW2,
Dont siege Leningrad, just take it
I mean fuck it, it’s better than any of the current alternatives