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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 125 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you know the Sinatra version, it wouldn't occur to you to ask which version they're referring to.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 months ago

If you know the Sinatra version you might also know it was done by tons of other people, like Ella Fitzgerald, Tony Bennett, Mel Tormé, etc. Sinatra wasn't even the original.

[–] akilou@sh.itjust.works 66 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Depressed gay people can come from a stable household

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

Bayonk Evangenatra would be the applicable answer here.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, you must select ONE of the playable classes.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

And they can have a vast spectrum of musical tastes. But they will all know "Fly me to the moon."

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[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ehh my parents are divorced, which I guess has been pretty stable for the last couple decades.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Divorce is always good news.

https://youtu.be/9x9v3awkuG0

[–] LordSinguloth@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 months ago

"Stable marriage"

You vastly over credit us Sinatra fans

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I've played Fallout, that enough?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago

Possibly ghoul too

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Ouch. Not wrong but ouch

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If I know all three versions, I'll explode?

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, it means your parents had a stable marriage but you are gay and depressed.

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[–] yboutros@infosec.pub 15 points 4 months ago

Fake. My parents didn't have a stable marriage

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Fellas is it gay to like a really fun and challenging action game that stars a super hot and badass woman protagonist

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Obviously it's gay to like women, since women like men so you indirectly like men /s

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[–] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ehm I am gay and my parents were divorced. But I only know the Sinatra version. I don't even know the other two bands

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Bayonetta is a video game, and evangelion is a manga-turned-anime. I was completely unaware that either one had songs called "fly me to the moon" though.

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[–] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you have seen Eva but you don't remember this song, you should cancel your Netflix account and find which of your friends runs a Plex server.

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago

Hey hey.....or jellyfin

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

Counterexample: I only know the Sinatra one (I'm so uncultured) but my parents split 32 years ago (aw hell; that long ago?) . They're now both split from their seconds.

Divorces are hell; and in some areas like ours, the one party can end up on disability from the heart attack brought on by the stress and paying 105% of that disability benefit to the spouse.

Have instructed the wife to just murder me in my sleep.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

From the Halo 1 warthog grenade jump compilation?

Edit: https://youtu.be/nGQIQljaAc0?t=84s

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If they say "by 王OK", they have it on repeat.

Fly me to the moon 王OK

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 4 months ago

Didn't know what to expect, but this artist is amazing.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Why does Bayonetta make you gay? Is the Twitter OP assuming you would be asking a woman?

[–] solarvector@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What about, "isn't that a song by Savage Garden?"

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

🎶Fly me to the moon and back if you'll be, if you'll my baby who plays among the stars🎵

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Oh no no. You just unlocked some weird high school cringe memories

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

they, like most people, have a higher opinion of SmallAnt1 than SmallAnt1 himself ever will

Accurate; I'm depressed.

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And if they say, "I don't know, I haven't heard it", then what?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

They're straight, manic, and their parents never met each other

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Ok but this is exactly the order those are sorted and accessed in my mind.

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if I learnt it in my moon jujitsu class?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Then you probably kick ass

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Knowing it from Evangelion probably means you are gay, depressed, and have divorced parents.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And the divorce is your fault

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Your mother and I would still be together Shinji, if you'd just piloted the Eva.

[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

What if I say Squid Game?

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And if I don't know the song at all?

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I like all three versions ;-;

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[–] critical@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

Well, guess I'm depressed

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean someone can ask this three question at once, meaning they're gay, depressed, and parent have stable marriage.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I only know it from DS9... 😅

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