You can always tell the female dragons because they be shoppin'
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Girl dragons hoard shoes and handbags (eww). Boy dragons hoard anime figurines and cum jars (based).
Female dragons do be shopping gracefully
Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium
excuse me are you saying this isn't feminine? whose the sexist now sweaty!
Get their ass.
I'm saying they ain't graceful. I dun even know or care about it's gender
can't puke, shit or fart with grace?
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skill issue
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are you really dirt_owl or have you been replaced?? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR
Oh shit oh fuck they're so close to discovering I'm a doppleganger
they're so close to discovering I'm a doppleganger
WHY DID I SAY IT OUT LOUD
What are you? Some kind of clean pigeon?
Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.
transition goals
The funny thing is that elder dragons are canonically as likely to have no sexes/alien sexes as they are to have more familiar sex based reproduction. You have Lunastra and Teostra's collective species and possibly Ahta-kal's, but then you have Nergigante (explicitly monogendered with asexual budding based reproduction), the Magala family (parasitic impregnation based reproduction with two distinct species of symbiotic virus).
Unless we're given lore from the writers, any given elder dragon could be male, female, monogendered or something yet unknown. Stinky here could reproduce with the weird lifesteal effluvium and be part fungus, and that's its own can of worms.
also it's just using the same skeleton and animations as Kushala so like lol
EDIT: I also forgot about Fatalis, who is implied to be biologically immortal and able to replicate by regenerating from shed body parts, as well as Xeno'Jiiva and Safi'Jiiva who also possibly reproduce parasitically (there was a Xeno'jiiva egg inside the body of MSQ Zorah Magdaros) and Safi'Jiiva even does some really weird shit where it seems to molt into a form that resembles other elder dragons as a form of predatory mimicry, possibly as its method to get close and implant eggs in powerful elder dragons.
Okay that last part isn't explicitly canon but so many things line up for it not to be intentional, especially since the species does canonically use pheromones to attract other elder dragons.
Hell yeah genderless gang rise up
This is on the same level of stupid as dudes who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.
Pacman sexual dimorphism
Guy has a baby, doctor says "It's a girl!"
Father says: "WHERE'S THE BOW?!? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BOW ON HER HEAD!"
Yeah, that monster is CLEARLY a twink, what is that dude on about??
kulve taroth gooners blathering on and on about its giant gold titties
LIZARDS DON'T HAVE TIDDIES
Tell it to the argonians
Argonians having Robertson's has always irked me.
Nah that makes sense, they're only humanoid because the hist made them humanoid to get along with other intelligent races. It makes sense that it would likewise mimic the sexual dimorphism of other species even if those traits are stripped of their biological function.
Oh yeah I forgot about the hist. Yeah they get a pass.
The only thing I could call traditionally "feminine" there is the fact that the horrible meat cloak kind of looks like a lace veil.
Anyway, fun fact, Black Diablos are canonically all female because they're just regular Diablos that turned black because they're in heat.
What a hussy, just waving her thagomizer around!
Based and Diablos pilled
What part about Vaal Hazak is graceful, the puke attack?
The fart cloud
who thinks women genetically have eyeliner and smell like flowers.
oh? it just started happening after i took enough E
Literally a corpse dragon that farts and pukes effluvium.
Okay, you lost me here. Farting and puking effluvium is a distinctly feminine trait.
I do think the zombie rot dragon moves pretty fluidly, but how someone could read that as "graceful & feminine" is weird lol, even setting aside the instant "graceful=feminine" association for a sec.
I...guess Blackveil Vaal Hazak could be seen as having a...idk mourning or bridal veil...thing going on? Maybe???
The farty barfy corpse dragon is one of my favorite elder dragon designs though, very cool fight. Ugh, now I wanna raise my grievances with the forced gendered armor designs in Monster Hunter...
forced gendered armor designs in Monster Hunter
Oh that pisses me off don't even get me started.
It sucks so bad lmao. I just wanna make a fem character who can wear cool robot armor, but noooo nearly everything has to be a chainmail bikini
I want to sit this dude down, strap them to the chair and force them to watch lucha libre for 48 straight hours
you will appreciate the grace and fluidity of Mistico, Hechicero, Black Taurus and Mascara Dorada. you will enjoy it. you will not be weird about gender.
If you think that's bad, be grateful you aren't in the anime discourse about how disliking harems is poly-phobic.
Lol I was expecting idk Kirin or the cuttlefish from Iceborn. Vaal Hazak, come on now.
To be fair I feel like a corpse dragon sometimes