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[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'd make the PC take at least some damage from the gravel munch, even if successful.

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then later when they hit camp or eat a meal. Have them roll for constitution. Failure leads to spitting out a broken tooth and a future visit to the blacksmith to get it pulled.

[–] akai@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I misread that as 'roll for constipation'

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... He never said he spat out the gravel. Brings a whole new meaning to pebble dashing the toilet.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 3 points 1 year ago

"What the hell are you doing in there? Laying cobblestone?"

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Save vs death on their next bowel movement

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Dude be like "They call it a rest room but I'm fighting for my fucking life in here!"

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Naw, unless they abuse it you're just punishing creativity. The Constitution roll at camp mentioned elsewhere is a good idea.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

In all fairness, picking up the handful of smashed tile and shoveling out into one's mouth are a compound action that is unlikely to be "free", but the rule of cool wins in this instance, for sure. Had the Intimidation roll failed however, I would've given the opponent advantage on their next attack against the geek as the tile chunks turned their mouth into hot chum.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DM: He wears an iron headband, like a crown.

ME: Under or above his horns?

DM (thinking): Under. Wearing it over his horns would make it to small.

ME: So he cannot lose or remove that headband easily?

DM (suspicious): Nnno?!?!

ME: OK, Heat Metal

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Now I'm starting to wonder... Are zippers a thing? Hell, I know piercings are. Thankfully you need to see the object you cast Heat Metal on. Otherwise I would pity the man who got a Prince Albert pierced.