Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 5 months ago by alyth@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I just got an electric fan. It blows. I love it.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Got some Limburger. Stinks to hell.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Really? Mine sucks dick. 5/5 would recommend.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago

Bought some bulbs, it was an enlightening experience.

[–] Vahr@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

When I worked returns in retail, we had to write why the product was being returned. My favorite was a vacuum cleaner because "It doesn't suck."