he won't talk until they surround him with things that make him feel comfortable, like other people's money and women that find him repellent, and his favorite food, iguana

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey hey, that's Bezos, Zuckboy can only digest tugsten

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

They found him inside a meteor

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ah damn you're right the iguana was bezos, zucc's comfort food is that sunscreen that turns him into a ghost

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

He really likes goat.

[–] TylerDurdenJunior@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

They bathe him in sweet baby rays for comfort

[–] LeBron@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Midsommar (2019)

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

When roasting your gardener make sure you have enough Sweet Baby Rays!

[–] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Put him in front of a pinball machine!