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Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)

submitted 6 months ago by _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 6 months ago

He should find all the Republicans who can’t get Tinder matches and start a support group.

[–] no_comment@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 months ago (8 children)

The thing that really made me dislike it is the trunk has a really sharp close that's just begging for cut someones fingers off

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This seems like an overblown concern. To prove it, I'm going to make a video putting my finger in the way as it closes and I'm sure it will be fine.. /s

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[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

I take it you haven't heard about the doors cutting people up? Yeah, that's a thing.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, it looks like someone that works in low budget movies had to build it for a scifi flick

[–] ZhaoYadang@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

“The Homer”

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 6 months ago (6 children)

I'm certainly not nearly as much of an Elon hater as most of this site, but even I think that thing looks like crap.

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Sorry is this the onion or not I am actually confused on this occasion

[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (8 children)

This car is a waste of money. I doubt this is a vehicle that can last 15 to 25 years or whatever the average vehicle expected life span is.

I have never seen one in real life but I'll be honest, this looks pretty cool. I also have seen mbkhd talk about how well this car drives; especially for a truck. I see people rave over cars that to me look like giant toys (I admit I'm not into cars) but this is something straight out of a video game world.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

No way!

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