You should get it fixed quickly, before your baby gets Down With The Sickness
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I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.
Uh, wrong band. The baby could be falling away from me, though.
For now, she's Got the Life.
She'll be Coming Undone with all the bullying.
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James? Here!
Kieran? Here, Miss!
Korn? RRRRRRRRATN AAAAHHH TN MAAHHHHH OOOOHHH YATTANAH HOOOO REE ATTNN YAAAAA, Miss!
AROOOM BABAH DOOM BABADEDAH
That was Twist, not Freak on a Leash :-)
The fact that it is possible to hear the difference even when written is amazing :)
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Why are people confusing Disturbed with Korn? At least make some joke about this sillyness
Yeah, the amount of likes on jokes referencing Disturbed is really grinding my gears. They don't even sound that close (by Nu Metal standards that is)
They’ve got an even more extreme example:
Only slightly relevant, but you inspired me to dig out this amazing Korn/Taylor Swift mashup. They elevate each other.
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Obviously KORN is their legal entity name, and Kora is their person name. Now the baby can travel in peace.
"My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N"
The n is silent, and the a is loud.
When it's her birthday party and it's time for cake.
The child's first words were, "Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!"
"Twist. Twist."
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I can see I'm going blind.
They should put that little freak on a leash.
The Legend of Korn
I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.
KoЯn
The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.
They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.
Kind of important for citizenship.
That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.
I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven't had chance to decide on a name yet.
It's Korn
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (It has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
With a name like that, she'll be living a lonely life where no one understands you, but don't give up, because the music do.
What a tragedeigh...
that's a very good name
My birth certificate has my old name crossed out and replaced because my mum hated the way my dad pronounced it with his accent. The change is legally acceptable
Divine intervention
Why not Khorn?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BABY
Baby has done it's time?
Any fans of The Neighborhood Listen? I think this might be one of Doug's estranged kids
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