this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] aurelian@lemmy.ml 43 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What's going on with that metal wall coating?

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 18 points 6 months ago

Looks like a converted hospital room with those outlets in the metal wall.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Realtor: privacy implements against electronic snooping!

[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

The built the tin foil hat into the room, so you don't have to sleep in one.

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It seems you haven’t seen Scandinavian prison cells…

[–] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Let's see the rest of it then!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Extra safety because somebody will watch you sleep.

[–] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Realtor: non glaring natural lighting at all times of the year!

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

This is in central London, in a nice area. It's much more spacious of other flats I've seen in London (and worse areas). Yes, it's a basement. If you could afford £1766/month of rent it's still not a terrible deal. You COULD find a better place, but sometimes you don't have the time to keep looking, you have to take the less bad option. For a computer gremlin like me having no natural light would be a bonus tbh.

[–] vox_shit_alt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

i don't tlsee anything wrong with this except the weird metal coating

The floor window is a nice touch

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What's with the metal? Was it a kitchen before?

[–] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Realtor: convenient to clean wall coating!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

1700, 2br kings cross, London. Someone linked it further up

[–] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Realtor: discerning buyers only!

[–] Sensitivezombie@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 months ago

This was literally the size of my student housing apart unit. I could stretch my arms and touch the opposite walls.