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Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'd marry him

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe it.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Can one count forward to where they started? I could entertain the argument 0 is uncountable, it exists but it has no effect, it's only a starting place, until exponents and calculus come into play, but that's where I got off the math train

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

The term is "bespoke," you Philistine!

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t that Jacob Rees-Mogg’s origin story?

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mogg?

Half man, half dog?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 months ago

I need an outfit made out of razor blades. Nothing could be sharper than that.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

“I see you dress to the right, sir.”

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Friend of a friend of the working class

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

When did this go out of style? We need more people like this guy.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

That’s more modern than Regency, Shirley?

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

add 30 years and you have yourself a jacob rees mogg

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