Slack DM, three minutes after I pick up an issue.
"You have an issue in the sprint without any story points. Why doesn't it have any story points? All sprint issues must be pointed."
Well fuck, Janice, I don't know. All I've done so far is click "Assign to me". There's no evaluation yet! I have no idea what the root cause is or how long it will take to fix. Let me cook goddammit.