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"Last year, Red Lobster reported $11 million in operating losses following its flubbed 'Ultimate Endless Shrimp' deal, which backfired when it reeled in too many customers after the limited-time promo became a permanent menu fixture last June. The restaurant chain later reported $12.5 million in losses in the fourth quarter of 2023."

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's what they get for offering 30 shrimp for just $10.99 and fueling people's addictions...

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