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This is the actual Russian military in the year 2024. https://t.me/ssternenko/27510

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 12 points 6 months ago

You hit that thing with a missile, like 500 clowns will come running out in all directions. Yeah, funny cars sound funny, but you ever tried to fight 500 flaming clowns?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Motorheadbanger@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Avenged sevenvold

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Sometimes it’s hard to tell that it’s been 110 years since the start of ww1

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 6 months ago

Those jawas are going to be so angry when they find out the russians stole their ride.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We should take away their metal boxes

[–] Dud@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

They hide in metal boxes, the cowards!

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 6 months ago

After it gets through enemy lines, you, percival, and lancelot will wait until nightfall, and open the gates.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Huh. A live-fire test for hitting the broad side of a barn.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ah yes battlefield droid sales

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 6 months ago

I swear this was a boat, and James Bond stopped it.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 months ago

I thought all the Ultron pieces could fly?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 months ago

Sure, we deploy a mobile Burger King, russia immediately deploys their knock-off Pizza Hut to show us up.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 6 months ago

Looks like they’re going for a Science Victory!