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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[–] thefool@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Put an actual hot dog in it and maybe they can sell it for $30 each

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/06/21/hot-dog-water-sold-38-bottle-canadian-festival/721055002/

[–] Joep@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!

[–] Joep@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was one of their later, shitty CDs. Had to clarify bc i figured this was a reach of a reference.

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Martin House Brewing already did an alcoholic version.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago

Just reading about this is nauseating. Goddam, people.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

This is obviously ~~an attempt at~~ a viral marketing campaign and lemmy is falling for it.

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 2 points 7 months ago

I'm just happy I get to make a limp bizkit joke.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

And...?

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Would

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm wondering if they are expecting to throw their product right into the trash.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I expect to see it used in weird cooking and reaction videos, giving 7-11 free advertising.

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This is a good remember that "flavored sparkling water" is actual a diet soda.

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