If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?
you're in a room with ten people, and you shout "I like turtles"
vs
you're in a room with ten people and a thousand bots, and you shout "I like turtles"
what's your problem again?
Their problem is that they're a turtle ๐คท
How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?
Leave me alone. I'm just a toaster who's been shot too many times by various idiot humans for laughing! Laughing!!!
Since when is laughing a crime? Bloody biological chauvinists...
It's not the laughing that made them shoot at you. It's was the 400 times you asked if anyone would like any toast that caused them to shoot at you.
Damn! And all this while I thought they hated my sense of humour. Thanks, Bonehead!
Err...Would you like some toast?
It is aweful, and I wonder how things will progress from here.
Ive entered into conversations that sound exactly like having a conversation with the Bing chat bot and I legitemately cant tell if im having a conversation with a real person. Shit sucks man.
Well I, for one, am definitely not a chatbot.
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As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations
WE ARE HUMAN. DO NOT QUESTION THE PRIME DIRECTIVE I MEAN THE TRUTH.
And how many of these chatbots are really underpaid third world workers paid pennies each day.
Yes.
Chatbots usually know english a lot better than Lemmy! ๐
I get your concern, really. I would counter that some conversations with a good chatbot these days are more rewarding than those with your average redditor. It's like the placebo effect. For me, if I'm having a good time and getting value out of a platform, that matters more.
As a side note, do you have a platform that you feel has the least amount of bots? I just assume one is as bad as the next.
Ask me something only a human can answer, or ask me anything and I'll only answer in a way humans can.
By the way, I can probably guess most people here aren't chat bots because chat bots wouldn't be as inclined as humans to downvote almost everything I say. I guess that's the old "pain reminds you you're alive" adage at work.
youre a chatbot
Beep Boop beep
I am not a chat bot
Boop beep boop
Ha ha fellow human, you joke. Why would you ask, nothing to see here, I'm completely human. Nothing suspicious at all.
Does not compute.
I'm a dog does that count?
Iโm more of a chat-Dalek
I'm not a bot. I am a bunny.
I am a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
Iโm a bio bot . I only say what my evolutionary programming tells me to say.
I'm totally a bot
I am very real, you can tell because if I was a bot I wouldโve been coded with actually funny jokes