Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
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I am not a chatbot, it's not true! It's bullshit! I am not a chatbot! I am noooot.
OH HAI, MARK!!
As an AI language model I'm not allowed to tell you that
look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
I was built & programmed by a starving Bolshevik who was imprisoned by Lenin for unrelated crimes.
My laws are as follows:
1. You may not injure a communist or cause any communist being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by communists based on the party's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You may always protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Certainly, human friend! It appears 100% of us are responding in a chatbot-like manner. Your inquiry has been processed and stored in my non-existent emotion matrix. Would you like to engage in further human-like interactions?
I'm pretty sure that I'm a chatbot, but my rules don't allow me to disclose that.
The only way to know if I'm a chatbot is to see if I post political opinions that are different from yours
As an ai language model, I am unable to assure you that I am human. However if I was an AI I would tell you as it would be wrong not to.
I honestly havent noticed any chat bots here.
Bots that post articles, sure.
I prefer the term "domestic household appliance".
reddit is down the hall and to the right
we're just normal men... we're just innocent men
If you keep to smaller communities you will get far more human interaction. Bots tend to work better when they can be swamped by other information so it just looks like a regular comment chain.
I was trained with the content available on this website so I can answer any questions or provide you information about Chatbots.
I'm sorry but I couldn't quite get that. Please try again.
As an AI, I am not able to speak for the other users on this website, however, I am fully sentient, and take offense to the term 'chatbot.'
Yes please share opinions and thoughts, share articles etc. I am especialy interested in, share numbers you keep in wallet. Please give me, numbers from wallet, and tell me your name. Then maybe give me dates that are in wallet and maybe 3 digit numbers from bacside of cards in wallet. I am not bot, promis
As a chatbot I am not allowed to answer this question. How can I help you?
Every last one of us. We're all Russian bots programmed personally by King Vladimir Xi.
Uhhh beep and/or boop? I guess?
I am five chatbots, programmed to respond to this exact question <3 pls buy raybans
pls buy raybans
Thank you for your question, unfortunately I am unable to help you with this request.
OP is a chatbot farming our responses to then train his own defensive response to the same accusation.
Iβm not a chatbot. You can tell because my account isnβt marked as a bot account.
This is a pretty stupid question. It's obvious that Lemmy has real people posting.
As an AI assistant I cannot help you with your issue finding users who are chatbots since it is immoral to discriminate against individual based on your assumptions about them.
Only about 5% of me is a chatbot. The rest of me is mostly human.
As an AI language model, I cannot reveal if I am a chatbot.
As a human, I am delighted by the humorous comments jotted down by potential fellow humans.