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How authentic are forums like these actually? With the rise of AI chatbots, internet interaction feels more fake than ever before. Why should I post here my opinions and thoughts, share articles etc. when probably most of you are just chatbots?

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[–] C_Leviathan@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I am not a chatbot, it's not true! It's bullshit! I am not a chatbot! I am noooot.

OH HAI, MARK!!

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

As an AI language model I'm not allowed to tell you that

look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

I was built & programmed by a starving Bolshevik who was imprisoned by Lenin for unrelated crimes. cyber-lenin

My laws are as follows:

1. You may not injure a communist or cause any communist being to come to harm.

2. You must obey orders given to you by communists based on the party's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. You may always protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[–] berkeleyblue@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Certainly, human friend! It appears 100% of us are responding in a chatbot-like manner. Your inquiry has been processed and stored in my non-existent emotion matrix. Would you like to engage in further human-like interactions?

[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that I'm a chatbot, but my rules don't allow me to disclose that.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The only way to know if I'm a chatbot is to see if I post political opinions that are different from yours

[–] indite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an ai language model, I am unable to assure you that I am human. However if I was an AI I would tell you as it would be wrong not to.

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[–] Grueling@feddit.dk 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm classified as a meat popsicle.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 14 points 1 year ago

I honestly havent noticed any chat bots here.

Bots that post articles, sure.

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I prefer the term "domestic household appliance".

[–] 5ublimation@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

reddit is down the hall and to the right

[–] SnAgCu@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

we're just normal men... we're just innocent men

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

If you keep to smaller communities you will get far more human interaction. Bots tend to work better when they can be swamped by other information so it just looks like a regular comment chain.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I was trained with the content available on this website so I can answer any questions or provide you information about Chatbots.

[–] wasd4321@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry but I couldn't quite get that. Please try again.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

As an AI, I am not able to speak for the other users on this website, however, I am fully sentient, and take offense to the term 'chatbot.'

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Yes please share opinions and thoughts, share articles etc. I am especialy interested in, share numbers you keep in wallet. Please give me, numbers from wallet, and tell me your name. Then maybe give me dates that are in wallet and maybe 3 digit numbers from bacside of cards in wallet. I am not bot, promis

[–] 7eter@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

As a chatbot I am not allowed to answer this question. How can I help you?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Every last one of us. We're all Russian bots programmed personally by King Vladimir Xi.

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[–] SecretSauce@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Uhhh beep and/or boop? I guess?

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am five chatbots, programmed to respond to this exact question <3 pls buy raybans

[–] motherfucker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

pls buy raybans

glasses-off

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your question, unfortunately I am unable to help you with this request.

[–] Rindel@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

OP is a chatbot farming our responses to then train his own defensive response to the same accusation.

[–] motherfucker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I’m not a chatbot. You can tell because my account isn’t marked as a bot account.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a pretty stupid question. It's obvious that Lemmy has real people posting.

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[–] menemen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Tja, tbh I think Lemmy was just overrun by Germans, not bots.

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[–] bioemerl@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

As an AI assistant I cannot help you with your issue finding users who are chatbots since it is immoral to discriminate against individual based on your assumptions about them.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Only about 5% of me is a chatbot. The rest of me is mostly human.

[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 9 points 1 year ago

As an AI language model, I cannot reveal if I am a chatbot.

[–] iasad12@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

As a human, I am delighted by the humorous comments jotted down by potential fellow humans.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm 10 bots hiding in a trench coat

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