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an almost perfectly straight stick you randomly found while hiking

Not a man, but it seems to me that if you asked most men what they would like to do if they found themselves alone on the battlements of an abandoned castle, they'd say "Pee over the edge." Dropping a stone is the substitute for when people are around.

One time I hollowed out a pickle and put a string cheese/ mozzarella stick inside then battered and fried the whole thing

Why do men always want to hog all these enjoyable past-times? Next they'll be claiming that stuff like stepping on frozen puddles on the side of the road to hear the satisfying cracking noises is a "guy thing". Like please, we all know men don't go outside.

Gathering in a line or a circle and looking at things. Could be a bonfire, a body of water, someone else digging a hole, etc. Holding a beer during this activity is optional but a significant upgrade.

Drinking very cold bevereges after a strenuous day of work/workout is the best. May or may not be beer. Having a hot showing drinking a cold one after gym is also THE BEST.

Nodding off in a chair after a big meal.

We also like sticks!

Apparently it's thinking about the Roman Empire or something

Odd seeing this dude outside his funny hospital based insta/tiltok content

AND DIGGING BIG HOLES

Helicoptering our knobs.

Y'all eating the metaphorical onion on this one

When I was 15 I used to drive my moped to a breakwater at a near lake and spend hours trying to bomb a piece of wood I threw in the water with stones.