this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Better Me will never know the joy of having the Cheetos bag all to myself, and a quiet night's rest with nobody there, and having the world's brightest high quality flashlight in my pocket. Worser Me never has to suffer and endure all that jetlag of constant travelling with supermodel girlfriend, and keeping track of all those pocketfuls of passports, and venereal prescriptions, and custody support hearings. Yeah, I know exactly what Better Me paid to time travel with a ghost. He can go suck a 100 year old egg.

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

A Nitecore SRT7GT rotary.... but nameth her clitoris-of-the-sun.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

That's an expensive sex toy :-D

I like

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That means that other version of me is worse off than me because at least I haven't had to have been haunted.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Conversely, you're just not important enough to haunt

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm fine without the FOMO for being haunted

[–] kopasz7@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

*JOMO (joy of missing out)

[–] amoistgrandpa@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] kopasz7@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Should have jean that coming

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

And to think I thought I couldn’t get any more depressed than I already am. Damn you, OP.

[–] Limeey@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

This feels like a good Robot Chicken bit

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

And present you doesn't even use proper grammar and punctuation.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Plague is good, top tier 2d girlfriends

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 8 months ago
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Nah, that's fair.