Got it, boss

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Instructions unclear, foot now stuck in dishwasher. Send help.

TEST

First test post

You told me not to reply so obviously I must reply to be contrary.

But perhaps you know people on social media are contrary so you said not to because you actually want people to reply so obviously I can't reply.

But you are likely from reddit and would know that we won't be manipulated or told what to do so obviously I must reply.

Test reply: bold test italics test

whats this do?

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what does this do?

what does this do? ~~strikethrough test~~ Do I need smth to attach it to? ~subscript I think this is called test~ Do I need smth to attach it to? ^superscript I think this us called?^

Edit: ~how does the subscript thingie work~

I'm actively ignoring.

Testing comment edits.

Edit 1: <1 minute?

Edit 2: Ah ok, so it shows edits immediately, unlike the 3 minute window reddit gives you. Good to know.

Hello I would like to inform you that I can see your post. It has text in it.

Safely Ignored

Test comment.. you see nothing, keep scrolling.

Test Comment, Ignore at your own peril

@gpt should I reply to a test post like this one?

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don't tell me what to do! you don't own me 🏴🏴🏴

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Test comment, please ignore.

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Test response please ignore

Don't tell me how to live my life.

Test deez nuts

Test reply. Also please ignore.

I was gonna skip it but decided to test a comment. Please do not reply to this comment - it is just a test