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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 52 points 9 months ago (3 children)

it’s always the same comments rehashing the same old complaint when the real reason they designed it that way was to make you, the reader, mad

that’s right they hate you specifically

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

True, that's why I think Steve Jobs deserved to die of ligma

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Tim Apple's father

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 7 points 9 months ago

Some kind of mind goblin.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I know! That was the year I unfriended Jony Ive and he hasn't been invited to my birthday since!

Diss me via computer peripheral? I say thee: nay!

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[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (14 children)

This must be a joke. That can't actually be how they designed it right?

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They really didn't want you using it as a wired mouse. Because aesthetics.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Aesthetically this looks way dumber than a wired mouse.

[–] Blisterexe@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So that when other people see that you're using the mouse wirelessly, because apple cares about how others perceive your product that you bought, not you.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, Apple users care more about how they're perceived using an Apple product rather than the cost-to-quality ratio of the product itself. Why wouldn't Apple cater to that? It's like printing money, and Apple users are so fucking cult-ish they fixate on things like green text messages.

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[–] Surp@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

It's 100% true

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Yeah it's real. My parents have one.

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You charge it like that for 15 minutes, and then you get a month of battery life. Odd design choice tho

[–] BenadrylChunderHatch@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (16 children)

Or get a normal mouse you can use while charging for 15 mins and then have a month of battery. Or charge for 2hrs while using and have six months of battery.

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Or buy two of these mice, so you always have a charged one waiting. (This comment was sponsored by Apple)

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Had me in the first half

[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 29 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Or get a wired mouse and it works forever

[–] hightrix@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or get a wireless mouse that charges through the mousepad and it works forever while not having wires connect to your mouse.

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[–] ForrestGrump@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 9 months ago

Wow, you're super early to the party.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

They must have thought that people would buy two to have one while the other charged

[–] speck@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 months ago

Because it's hilariously bad design.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Lemmy only knows how to be upset, so even "jokes" need to be upsetting

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[–] Jentu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Still better than the Mighty Mouse.

And while we’re at it, the razer deathadder v2 x hyperspeed is hot garbage and disconnects so often in 2.4g mode, I just went back to a wired mouse.

I made the mistake of buying a Razer Kiyo Pro webcam. Never again will I buy anything from Razer. Every time it's connected, it puts an installer on my hard drive unprompted and then tries to install its crapware. I've never seen a piece of hardware that puts an exe on your hard drive without user consent.

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[–] Agosagror@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

This has ruined my week - the mere thought that people actually brought this drives me insane.

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